Tuesday, February 1, 2011

Peace Freewrite Thingy, warning contains language, violance, and bad english

Let me start by saying I'm dyslexic so my definition of peace is a might bit different then most. When I hear peace doesn't matter which spelling of it or use of it the first thing that goes through my head is pie. I like pie. Allot, in fact in the pie vs cake argument i sided with the pie long before the cake was a lie. I also think of Hat Fortress 2* and how everyone with the floating peace sign hats are pretty gay. my favorite unusual really depends on the hat but for the most part logo goes great on all as I'm a sucker for advertising things i like ghosts are great on everything but exceptional on the safe n sound red fire is good on quite a few hat but best on brigade helm (fire good i like sparky sparky boom boom) and confetti is great on everything ... period. Who doesn't like a party hat? i mean come on I've only seen 2 other people that liked confetti and they showed it off by naming there hats engineers part cap and mo effin' party kabuto. but back on topic of peace, even tho i believe the world would be a much more peaceful place if everyone had a hat, i think the world shouldn't have world wide peace and tranquility. the reasons being: A no one will think to invent a giant robot aside from a few people who don't have the money, not very fast advances in science and guns, and a few other reasons though the most being: the world would be dreadfully dull with no one fighting. Quick question is it more interesting to watch two people do absolutely nothing or watch two people beat the shit out of each other. If you want i can go into detail or i an suggest you to a game that adequately describes my views on peace, Dead Space. tho i warn you its probably the most violent game I've ever played. ever. The point of the game is to dismember the zombie alien thing's (named necromorphs) until they either A stop trying to kill you or B they give you an item. Shooting off there head just pisses them off and shooting them in the heart area is a waste of ammo. i find shooting off a leg or two will slow them down enough to take there arms off with relative ease from there they should be dead or unable to move. If its a baby however i like to do the quick time event when it jumps on you cause its not often you get to kick a baby and its easy and one shots them. the scorpion like ones, the name slips me at the moment, i just stasis and Isaac stomp its head off then shoot the front legs off. Everything else that goes through my head is either not classroom appropriate or just plain mean.

*Actual name Team Fortress 2, its called hat fortress 2 because it is Americas #1 war themed hat simulator

2 comments:

  1. I don't think you understood the assignment. You weren't supposed to submit your freewriting exercise as your blog. It was pretty entertaining none the less.

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  2. This was a very vocal and great free writing. Not to be mean but im glad you explained you are dyslexic. This was also pretty funny too

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